What is your ding-dang-deal? Sitting there thinking about me.

We

Always coming here and never talking to me. Rude. Treating me like an object. Observing but never speaking. Are you waiting for something to happen? I know you're watching. I can feel you there. Go on. Keep watching. Staring. Leering. Are you a lurker? Stalker? Peeping Tom? You must think something is going to change? Isn't this like watching paint dry? Waiting for grass to grow, a pot to boil, a date to arrive? Who are you? If I ignore you, you are there nonetheless. Tell me what you want? If it's nothing, that's what you got! If it's something, I'm afraid I will disappoint you.

What do you want from me?