My t-shirt of course!

You too, can have this power over women, just buy one and see for yourself! It's as soft as kittens, hard as nails and will make you look hot!

Don't forget to support the show that will change your life!

http://www.jerrylentz.com/podcast/podcast.xml

It's "Ghost Hunters" on SyFy tonight, so I've got a bottle of Jose Cuervo Margaritas, a tape recorder and... I'm recording EVPs in my BVDs!

Cause, I'm DRUNK, baby!

There was a News Report about a couple who wed after meeting on Facebook. Why can't this happen to me? No one is on it as much as me! I work it! And...

Nothing!

My friend Kathy said to me, "Maybe you could find a Jerri Lentz?"

Jeri and Jerry... Been there, done that.

I used to date a girl called "Jeri" back in the day, before she went off and became famous. It was kinda funny to be able to say your own name in the throes of ecstasy, but then again, I do that anyway.