This is Jessica and me, moments before our encounter with the uncanny! Yet, look how cute we look!

The local Game Warden who came out to help investigate our possible Bigfoot sighting gave me this photo of a creature many folks around here have witnessed that they call, "The Shoal Creek She-Beast!" I'm thinking this might make a good documentary for me to make with interviews of the local people that have seen her. If you know anything about her please let me know!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2056905498300&set=a.1147673608071.2024...

You won't believe your eyes when you see this thing! Should they be hunted down, or saved like an endangered species? All I know is that we're so lucky to be alive! Heard the weird shrieks all night long! I didn't sleep one bit, but Jessica was out like she'd been shot with animal tranquilizers. Unexplainable! Unnerving! Unbelievable! Can they be related to humans, or are they related to apes? See what Yahoo News, Yahoo Buzz, BBC4, Sky News, Morning Express with Robin Meade and Reuters are all talking about! Now see this video! See yesterday's posting!

Jessica wants me to mow the lawn, but I want to go fishing... Dang! It's like two great tastes in one!

Or I could move by remote control!

I gotta get something! The lawn and all the acres need mowing, maybe I should get some goats! What if I get attacked by the Shoal Creek She-Beast while I'm out mowing? Maybe I should just hire someone to do the mowing instead!