Sometimes I volunteer at a Juvenile Correctional Facility for young females. It's rough work! I transport the more sociopathic and dangerous girls. The supervisor feels I have a way with them. They respond favorably and calmly. Marilyn however needs to constantly be restrained. She seems like a sweet girl, but she is a killer. Her case is a complex and dark study in brilliant madness.

Dang, this new trailer looks good! If I was 14 years old, I'd be in a sleeping bag out in front of the theatre. Unless it was hot. Once I did camp out waiting over 2 weeks so I could be the 1st in line to see a film, but it turned out I was in front of the wrong theatre all that time and the film was Jean-Luc Godard's, "Hail Mary" and I ended up being the only one in the theatre anyway.

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/super8/

See? I know how to pick a blockbuster!

A cute lil' dark haired girl, maybe 2 years old walked up to me and gave me a red plastic flower! I said, "Oh, aren't you so sweet!" Then she took the flower back and gave it to a woman seated near me. Girls just can't take compliments!

Girls can be so mean sometimes! That woman that she gave the flower to, didn't really appreciate it. She dropped it on the table when she left! I would have kept it, even with all the baby spit that was on it!

I used some A&D cream on a few cuts last week and my skin became so soft and smooth, so I wondered how young I would look if I squeezed out the whole tube all over my body. It felt weird. More so after I put my clothes on. It was ok at first but then my feet slipped out of my socks and shoes and I fell down the stairs and when I reached the bottom all my clothes slid off and I was completely nude again.

‎"Penis Enlargement Instantly Free!" was the subject line of the email I got yesterday morning. So always willing to better myself and seeing it wasn't in my Spam folder, because it was from an old friend, I opened it. All that was inside was a picture of his now ex-wife completely nude. Dang, guys can be mean!

Why can't the U.S. ever attack a country in a cooler climate? Libya looks like another hotspot. In my dad's day they got a nice cruise around the South Pacific and visits to the beach. Now it's just sand and dust and rocks and heat. I think the heat is bad. Isn't there oil to be had in any moderately cooler zones?

I keep hearing there's enough oil under the state of Kansas to fuel the needs for North America so much that we'd never need the middle east. Let's invade Kansas!

What has happened to all these former SNL cast members becoming Right-Wing Jesus-Freaks? Victoria Jackson, Dennis Miller... It's like those hippies that became millionaires, or geeks that became dot com billionaires. When will fat bald-headed depressed unemployed white guys get their day?