Who knew you could find Sexual Machinery in Thrift Stores?

Gaypump

I hope you can see what Jessica is holding! While rooting through piles of
interesting items that have been let go by people unloading the baggage of the
material life, I spotted a medical device called, "Gay Pump" and supposedly once
upon a time if you suspected your little boy of being "Queer" you would take him
to a quack and pretend doctor, who was most likely a christian child molester,
that would undress the boy and place his penis into the pump, turn the device on
and suction would begin in an effort to vacuum out the "Gayness."

Reading the small instruction book that came with it was hilarious as it
contained numerous misspellings, biblical tracts and even photos of underage
boys in the nude having the procedure performed on them. It had a strange Larry
Clark and Bruce Weber quality to the photographs. It was interesting to see
actual medical quackery.

I wonder if it acted as a penis pump and these poor boys being inflicted by this
horrible torture found that their cocks were actually growing in length?

Now I wish we had bought it… You know, just as a novelty item!