I'm thinking of setting up an event. Possibly a paranormal event with guests; Authors, Speakers, Filmmakers... The show will be dealing with Ghosts, UFOs, Cryptozoology... I need vendors at booths, artisans, jewelry makers, things, stuff... Anyone have any advice for me? I've never done anything like this before, maybe you might know a good manual/book I should read before trying this?

I keep thinking about last night. That Oscar® needed some streakers! Badly.

What was that smell? Something smelled strong and stinky... Oh, it's Country Strong! That song!

I'm glad that's over! It just isn't that fun without being nominated yourself, or seeing some gal's booby fall out of her dress, or a streaker run across the stage, or seeing Jean Luc Godard accept an award in person. I wonder what great things tomorrow will bring, now?

Gee Whiz! James Franco de-friended me! What gives?

Man, Christian Bale is the coolest, right? But I think every time Reese Witherspoon talks a kitten somewhere dies, and I'm not sure why, but I just feel it.

Supporting Actress Melissa Leo in "The Fighter?" Yeah! I won! Pay up, bitches!

Kirk Douglas looks like he's had some work done! Should he really be presenting the "King's Speech?" I can't understand a thing he's saying! If they remake "The Elephant Man" they should get him, he won't even have to act! But you know what? He was awesome last night and he's the one I've been thinking about all day as my favorite part.

Thank you, Tim Gunn; Last night I was wearing a gorgeous gray Hanes t-shirt, Wrangler Regular Fit Jeans, Black TredSafe Easy Slip-Resistant Shoes and a Magnum® Lubricated Condom, for good luck.

In support of "Black Swan" I wore black panties and in support of "Inception," I napped and in support of "The Social Network," I typed all this on Facebook.

Thought I'd list my picks in a few categories: Cinematography "The Social Network," Jeff Cronenweth Directing "The Social Network," David Fincher Actress Natalie Portman in "Black Swan" Supporting Actress Melissa Leo in "The Fighter" Supporting Actor Christian Bale in "The Fighter" Actor James Franco in "127 Hours" Best Picture "Inception,"... I dunno, I was just guessing, because I didn't download many of the nominees.

Sorry Hollywood Friends, I'm not in the area. Thanks for the invite for drinks/food/parties, but I can see you haven't kept up with my whereabouts lately, have you?

In the continuing story of how strangers come to me and share intimately personal and sometimes disturbing information; a very attractive teenage girl pulled down her Juicy pants and panties so I could view her left buttocks and her disgustingly infected and oozing tattoo, then she began crying on my shoulder. 

I'm not a Doctor, but it looks like she might have to get her ass amputated!

Looks like her girlfriends talked her into getting a heart shaped tattoo from an unlicensed tattoo artist in training. "But he was soooo cute!" 

Dang, she hasn't been to the doctor, yet! Yikes!

It was gross! And I'm not sure about this, it might have been something else, but when she peeled the bandage back, there was a gawdawful smell. Almost as bad as that Country Strong song. That can't be good, can it?

I'm not kidding it was wet and dripping. There was a big yellow stain growing on the waist of her pants.

I think it was a heart. She got it for Valentine's Day. I'm not a doctor, but I have played "Doctor" maybe she got that confused with real medical advice.

What nice cool breezy weather we're having here in The South tonight! I think I can sleep in my car with the window down tonight. The window that works, that is.

I'm so hungry! For me to eat, you should give me something good. Mouthwatering good! You heat up what you want, me and my body grow big and strong! It's so hard now, to know. I need you to give it to me. Cause I don't know what I'm gonna put in my mouth. Imagine you have what I want and you give it to me. Are you cooking? It's hot! Am I eating out? It's juicy. Am I in your place? Tell me right now!

I was making love to her (in my head) I was holding her hand (beautiful) looking into her big eyes and she mouthed the words, "Marry Me!" She took her finger and traced around my lips, then slid it in between my teeth and with it, felt my tongue. And as she did, this song played as the soundtrack to my thoughts.